i’d like an au where jeeves and wooster come to 2014 england
and bertie is all thrilled by the music and stuff
and he asks jeeves what “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun” means
"Jeeves, why on Earth would a snake want to eat a bread roll?"
and jeeves just doesn’t know how to answer
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.