Pig Newtons Washington, DC
caseoffangirlism:

imsecretlythedoctor:

75% of conversations i have nowadays.

This is literally my existence as long as I can remember.

caseoffangirlism:

imsecretlythedoctor:

75% of conversations i have nowadays.

This is literally my existence as long as I can remember.

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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Girl

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Girl

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fuckyouverymuch:

We have one of those days.

fuckyouverymuch:

We have one of those days.

Accurately describes my feelings towards tiramisu.

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fuckyouverymuch:

We love gossip.

fuckyouverymuch:

We love gossip.

My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little yielding— certainly too little for the convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice.  (via ablogwithaview)

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Nothing is more deceitful,” said Darcy, “than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.

Pride & Prejudice, by Jane Austen

Oh, SNAP. I do believe Jane Austen invented the definition of the humblebrag!

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collegehumor:

Guy Hits Car, Leaves a Bar of Soap
If you can’t follow the Golden Rule, the Bronze will do.

collegehumor:

Guy Hits Car, Leaves a Bar of Soap

If you can’t follow the Golden Rule, the Bronze will do.

(Source: reddit.com, via huffpostcomedy)

sydneylol9:

miaveee:

What a facetious cunt.

The presumptuous bitch.

sydneylol9:

miaveee:

What a facetious cunt.

The presumptuous bitch.

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"This is a most unfortunate affair; and will probably be much talked of."