
75% of conversations i have nowadays.
This is literally my existence as long as I can remember.
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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Girl
(Source: gemmacorrell, via thegirlandherbooks)
We have one of those days.

We love gossip.
My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little yielding— certainly too little for the convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
Nothing is more deceitful,” said Darcy, “than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.
Guy Hits Car, Leaves a Bar of Soap
If you can’t follow the Golden Rule, the Bronze will do.
(Source: reddit.com, via huffpostcomedy)
"This is a most unfortunate affair; and will probably be much talked of."